It's 8:30am. Michael wants a sucker. We have the following discussion:
Michael: "Can I have a sucker?"
Me: "No, it's only 8:30 in the morning. You can have a sucker later"
Michael: "But I want a sucker, it's my favorite!" (EVERYTHING is his favorite)
Me: "Michael, I said you can have a sucker later. Please don't ask for one again" (since it had been his 4th time asking for one)
Michael: "Where are the suckers? Are they on top the refrigerator? Are they in the closet? Are they on the counter?"
Me: "They are on the counter."
Michael: "I want a sucker!"
Me: "What did I just say?"
Michael: "Can I ask daddy?"
Me: "No, you can't ask daddy."
Michael: "You say no, everyone is saying no to me!"
Me: "Would you like a banana?"
Michael: "Why sure!"


Age: 4 years old





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